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| Pitch-out: Mike Raber |
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And the next victim (I mean Contestant) for this lovely column we like to call the Pitch-out is none other then the Chet's Lemon's team captain Mike Raber.
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Mike was raised in a small town in Van Buren County; Lawton, Michigan. Yes folks, the same town that is only known for some crappy restaurant called "Big T's" (should be know has "Big Nas-T's"). After spending most of his childhood saving up 12 bucks to buy a Daryl Strawberry Rookie card, Mike finally decide to move onto the Glitz and Glamour of Western University. Mike attended for several years before taking a "Break" (Yah right! Everyone knows your not going back!). During Mike's "break" from WMU, he is working at a local bakery where he has the important job of "Bread Shift Supervisor"(ok, he is not a supervisor, he actually just puts bread in packages). When not working, wiffling or sleeping, He is often found "Pumping up the Jam" with his favorite bands; MC Hammer, C&C music Factory and Lionel Richie.
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Mike has helped his Lemon's to a 6-0 start and has notched 3 wins in the mean time. Mike has only surrendered 1 run in 16 Innings pitched and is currently leading most of the KWL pitching stats. Kudus to you, sir Raber!
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Who do you least like to face in the KWL?
Any pitcher, my hitting is piss poor!
Have you ever eaten a Crayon?
More than likely but, only a nibble. No one should make it a snack. I bet it nothing but empty calories.
Would you rather: Poop your pants, or pee your pants?
Pee, the deuce could be a really bad mess if it wasn’t solid
What MLB player would you like to challenge to wiffleball?
Jose Lima, because it would just be a blast to hang with “Lima Time” after the game.
Favorite Beverage?
Natty Light but, H2O is good too!
Would you rather: Wrestle Andre the Giant or Hulk Hogan?
The Giant, I bet if he choke slammed you, it would feel like riding an elevator.
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