Pitch-out: Pat Burnell 5/19/08 by Brian Meyers
The column that everyone has been waiting for has finally returned one year after it's conception. The interviewed players grow weary of said column, but we push through with another brave soul that volunteered his time to answer some questions and risk humiliation! Pat Burnell, come awn down!
Pat was raised around the glitz and glamour as he grew up in Plainwell Michigan. A town known for its great tradition and amazing block parties (It really isn't, but let's go with it!). Growing up in such a high profile town was tough, but Pat powered through (there really was not much powering)! After Pat graduated, he departed his familiar town for Lima Ohio to attend Northwestern College. (Another town known for its traditions, but most have to do with Mullets and Monster trucks). Believe it or not, Pat wants to go fast and his love for fast cars landed him at a tech school in the middle of a corn field! After finishing up in Lima, Pat returned to Michigan and met his wife (Melinda) while leaning on his 1975 Nova (and wearing a leather jacket for sure!). The Fast life style that Pat grew up with finally stated to slow down as they had two great kids; Tiffany and Brady and set down his roots in Gobles, Michigan
	Pat played his rookie season on the AMS Indians. For the 2008 Season, Pat has split off and is now the Captain of a very good looking group, The Angry Beavers. Although he was not able to attend, was voted to the 07' FunStar team.
What is your most memorable moment from the KWL? Wiffle brawl 2007…when it all became to serious. (Game 23 of the season vs. The Industrials). Favorite Beverage? Beer….doesn’t really matter what flavor What was the best thing before sliced bread? Women When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Not me that’s for sure….ask Justin (knecht). Miller Chill or Bud Lime? No fruit the beer Mayonnaise or Miracle whip? The tangy zip of miracle whip…baby.