Pitch-out: Scott Wielenga 6/06/08 by Brian Meyers
This KWL's most saught after bachlor enjoys long walks on the beach and candle light dinners. He is 5'9" and 160 pounds of pasion. He is looking for that special someone and maybe it could be you! (dudes need no apply).
Scott was raised in the only town in Michigan that was so nice that they named it twice! (Paw Paw, Michigan). He grew up as a humble child and a huge fan of HackSaw Jim Duggan (hoooooo!). Scott carried a 2x4 around with him, until it would no longer fit into his high school locker. After trading in his treated lumber for a Soccer Ball, Scott helped the 2Paw Redskins soccer team to a Division 3 State Championship his senior year. Scottie attended KVCC and received an Associates Degree in "Individualized Concentration" (Just like Brian Griese). He now works as the Plant Engineer at Special-Lite in Decatur (and once again carries a solid chuck of white pine around with him).
	Mr. Wielenga played his rookie season with the Chet's Lemons (now The Gentlemen) and was selected to the National League Funstar team. He hit a robust .414 and helped his new team to the Township Series. If you would like more information about Scott or to set up a date, please call 800-232-8454 ext. 45niner.
Would you flash a stranger for $50? Not a big fan of going on the sex offenders list, that being said…maybe. Does your mom still think you are a virgin? No, she has seen things. What celebrity would you like to punch? I think it’s a toss up between the lead singer of Rascal Flatts and Dakota Fanning. What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten? Naps, oh and the one eyed purple people eater song. Finish this sentence, Never Underestimate the power of _____. The one handed swing. Would you have survived as a Caveman? I’m a man!!! I’m 40!! (Hahahah, Mike Gundy! Search Utube)