6/15/08 by Daryl Hutson
 
08' Mustache Challange...


What was more iconic than a killer mustache? For years the stache had brought style to the all star catch, the round house kick, or the run from smokies; now it's only acceptable in seedy karaoke bars, traffic stops, and while cutting cheap cocaine.

It's a crying shame really, one that has not gone unnoticed by the KWL. We are all about charity here in the league. A ball ticket for a little brother, a sandwhich for a hobo, and the stash right where it belongs; on an all star's face.

This brings us to the 2008 Mustache Challenge. Hide the children and buy the wife a Prada bag, we are growing them and showing them (well the real men are anyway.1)

If you want to be a part of the fun, all you have to do is grow your best stache. When you think it's ready, and before July 17th, find someone with the KWL camera and get it on film.2

The winner will be decided by the KWL Facial Hair Forum on July 18th and will receive a commemorative plaque, world fame, and a black Trans-Am.3

1No, having a stache will not effect your chances with the ladies. Your personalilty will; your still a douche with or without facial hair. Also if your getting no nay-nay now, a change in appearance my actually increase your chances... Just saying.

2You can only have a mustache to be eligable; no goatee, soulpatch, chinbeard, neckbeard, fu manchu, or stubble will be allowed.

3Sorry you won't actually recieve a Trans-Am.

Pictured below are the brave men that have taken this mustache challenge. Pictures updated as mustaches are submitted.

Jim Moe, Industrials

John Quardokus, Chuckers

Brian Meyers, Industrials

Scott Wielenga, Gentlemen

Daryl Hutons, Industrials

Pat Kean, Industrials

Mike Raber, Gentlemen