3/4/2010 T-Banch's Ten Little Thingies. 10 things to look forward to in Spring Training 1. Warmer weather. I know all of us are tired of freezing our ass off after the 6 months of winter. Well the end is finally in sight and spring is right around the corner.

2. Seeing all my wiffleball friends again. It has been way too long since I have been picked on by my peers in the KWL.

3. Fighting off the advances of a possibly imaginary (definitely homosexual) Frenchman.

4. A chance to perfect our celebratory handshakes. Some players get really creative with these. Rumor has it that Daryl Hutson’s will include a back flip!

5. Meeting and ridiculing the new teams. Oh, they have no idea what's in store for them!

6. Seeing familiar faces in new places. A lot of players have changed teams and it will be interesting to see how the moves play out.

7. Seeing where the last few free agents end up. There are still really good players on the market including Matt effing Kirsch!

8. The end of boredom.  All offseason I have resorted to video games, indoor soccer, and massive amounts of sleep to pass the time. Finally wiffleball is almost here and everything will be a little bit better.

9. Playing indoors for the first time. It will be interesting and a chance to get started that much sooner!

10. Playing wiffleball for the first time in forever. It’s one of my favorite things to do and I haven’t played since fall ball. I am really looking forward to just playing the game.