John Johnson Throws: Left Bats: Right Rookie
		Outlook: One thing is for sure, John will be pimping his White J-lo sunglasses every Thursday night throughout the entire season. A good well rounded player, quite possibly because of those white frames. (Opponents note: Maybe Consider stealing said glasses before game time, just in case!) Pitching/Fielding: Johnny has a bum wheel and often does not get the greatest of jumps on the ball, but has good hand to eye coordination and will make some good plays. From the hill, J-lo is a consisted left handed throwing pitcher. Should log some innings for his team and should get better as the year goes on. Batting: Not to be overshadowed by other teammate sluggers, John John should not be considered an easy out. Will hit the ball to all parts of the field, and can hit the ball beyond the chainlink.