2010 - Scared Hitless PDF Print E-mail
Written by Kzoo Wiffs   
Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:35
B.Lewis A.Kuzmin M.Thomson R.Winfield K.Nichols D.Ayres
Scouting Report

The Good:
The good news is, they are actually not Hitless, unless you are counting Billboard Hits off their newest album "Good Boys Gone Bad". This KWL group has been neither scared nor hitless as they embark on their rookie season. Led by Captain Ginger (Lewis) and powered by Kuzmin's star power, Scared Hitless has a legitament shot at a Playoff Spot come seasons end.

The Bad:
A couple of players have shown a little too much "intensity" early on, leading to unwarranted bat tosses, stomping of feet and powting.

The Ugly:
It appears that Brian Lewis mugged a little leaguer of his stirr-up socks. *confirmed* Captured on film and was shown on this past weeks "When Ginger's Attack" on Spike TV.

The F-ugly:
Mark Thomson's Unicorn.

Franchise History
Year Founded: 2010
All-time Record: 0-0, .000 win%
Playoff Record: 0-0, .000 win%
Division Titles: 0
Championships: 0
Playoff Berths: 0
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