2011 Scared Hitless PDF Print E-mail
Written by Kzoo Wiffs   
Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:28
B.Lewis A.Kuzmin M.Thomson R.Winfield D.Ayres
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The Good:
The good news is, they are actually not Hitless, unless you are counting Billboard Hits off their newest album "Good Boys Gone Bad". This KWL group was neither scared nor hitless as they made a memorable stamp in their first season. Led by Captain Ginger (Lewis) and powered by Kuzmin's star power, Hitless should be a legitimate contender for one of the four NL playoff spots.

The Bad:
They put everything they had into signing Brian Barber, who ended up re-joining the Gentlemen. Without a contingency plan they are right back where they began, a solid #2 pitcher away from being a contender.

The Ugly:
It appears that Brian Lewis mugged a little leaguer of his stir-up socks. *confirmed* Captured on film and was shown on this past weeks "When Ginger's Attack" on Spike TV.

The F-ugly:
Mark Thomson's Unicorn.

Franchise History  
Year Founded: 2010
All-time Record: 17-12, .586 win%
Playoff Record: 0-0, .000 win%
Division Titles: 0
Championships: 0
Playoff Berths: 0
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