2011 Sidewinders PDF Print E-mail
Written by Kzoo Wiffs   
Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:29
S.Twiss A.Dobbs M.Arnold B.Dobbs C.Phillips M.Schave
Scouting Report

The Good:
Back for a second season! The Sidewinders are known as the league's "Closers" as they fight darkness and mosquito's being the last to leave the park! One can not leave before the booze is gone and this co-ed team abides. Roster is made up of two FunStars (Becci and Michelle) and four "snakes".

The Bad:
Matt Schave likes to wear Schmedium Shirts and enjoys hot dogs more then any self respecting man should. Team Captain Twiss may have to worry about Matt leaving to join the cast of Jersey shore!

The Ugly:
The girls are swinging bigger bats then the guys and they also pushed for a logo color change to incorporate pink. I think we all know who's hitting clean-up for this co-ed band.

The F-Ugly:
The team mascot costume is handmade and sketchy at best. The sweat stains and odor are linked to Adam Dobbs.

Franchise History
Year Founded: 2010
All-time Record: 3-25, .107 win%
Playoff Record: 0-0, .000 win%
Division Titles: 0
Championships: 0
Playoff Berths: 0
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