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Possible fissure between young Everett and the Indies? |
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Written by Adam Kuzmin
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Tuesday, 19 June 2012 14:28 |
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Possible fissure between young Everett and the Indies? by Adam Kuzmin
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While finishing up pre-bedtime routine of playing my turns on Words With Friends late Sunday night I received a text from an unknown number. The text containted an image of what may be, to some, a disturbing photo taken at what appears to be Georgia College.
The picture, shown to the right, is unmistakably none other than KWL superstar Steve Everett. All may seem normal with his Indies hat, but what is shown on his undershirt seems to do nothing but cause a commotion amongst the ranks!
On my way into work Monday morning, I swung into the Industrial headquarters to see if I could get a comment from the team. After getting past the receptionist (Zac really does look nice in a skirt, btw!), I sat on an orange retro arm chair waiting for a member of the front office to become available.
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Brian Meyers flagged me into his office, "What can I do for you Adam?" he asked. I said nothing and slid the photo across his desk. Brian paused, stood up and flipped his desk over while screaming, “get out of this office!!” as the desk came slamming to the ground.
I quickly shuffled out of the room and immediately started to think of a similar incident in Texas in 2005 involving Kenny Rogers.
Not to be deterred by the Meyers incident, I hustled down the hallway to find Daryl Hutson's office (much bigger than Brian's I might add) and was invited in. I asked Daryl about the photo and he told me that Brian was not very happy with this incident, and that
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the team was going to have an intervention with Steve about his partying, and that he should not be accepting the lavishly free gifts supplied from The Scared Hitless.
Reeling from my discovering of a possible scandal involving the league’s most storied franchise, I knew I had to get this to the KWL fan base. But first, I had to go to work and I was going to be late! Rats!
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After spending the day attempting to combine a rat and a beaver to build a super varmint, I was ready to hustle home to document my findings. As I grabbed my phone from my locker, I noticed I had a voicemail.
The voicemail was from Daryl and it seemed like a PR move; "Adam, It's Daryl from the Industrials. We talked with Scuba this afternoon and he has apologized for accepting the free t-shirt and team coozie. Steve ensured us that he is fully committed to our team and that he would not let this happen again." he continued to explain that Steve did have brief thoughts of re-joining his brother and forming the "bash brothers" they
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so deeply admired growing up while watching D2: The Mighty Ducks.
After giving Brian some time to calm down, we had a sit down dinner at which he apologized for his melt down and said he has been attending some anger management classes and feels he finally starting to get control of his inner self. I congratulated him on this and started to leave the restaurant.
While walking out, I realized I had left my new Hitless man satchel bag at the table. When I approached the table, I overheard Brian on the phone placing a gigantic order for Twizzlers, which seemed very odd.
I later questioned the elder Everett, Mason, and he was bewildered by this incident. He went on to explain that not only does Steve love to eat Twizzlers, but he also likes to whip people with them. He questioned whether it was a good idea giving Scuba such a large amount of Twizzlers. I laughed, but Mason then proceeded to take off his shirt and show me his back. It revealed many whip-like marks.
If true, which I believe it to be, many kids at Georgia College may need to be made aware of this.
This also begs the question, is Steve that committed to the Industrials, or will there be a bidding war come this off season? Or, possibly, a secret negotiation at the NWLA in London, Ohio?
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Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:11 |
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