Pitch-Out; Steve Everett PDF Print E-mail
Written by Brian Meyers   
Wednesday, 17 March 2010 05:00
Pitch-out: Steve Everett
3/17/10 by Brian Meyers
As I sat down to make my list of victims, I mean guests, for this years Pitch-out column, I received a text message; "Hey sweetie, we r so gunna make out soon!" So as I chuckled about the text, I found my first guest, Steve Everett! The tallest guy that I have ever heard giggle (and I totally mean like little girl giggle!).

Steve, the younger twin brother of Mason Everett (Steve is special and need 5 more years in the womb to develop) grew up in the small town of Comstock, where both sides of the tracks are the "shi!ty" side. After growing up in this area, it's no surprise when you hear that Steve is an avid Maury Povich Show watcher, as he is always watching for someone he knew from his childhood. (or maybe he is worried he might have a kid that he doesn't know about yet?)

Blessed with a good athleticism and a 6' 6" frame, Steve quickly became a multi-sport star. He played Basketball, Soccer and was all-state in baseball. However his fondest memory is from when his soccer Coach, Papa Smurf (yes that's what they really called him), called the ref a "homer". Unfortunately for Coach Papa Smurf everyone, including his laughing team, thought he called the ref a "homo".

Like many KWL players, Steve moved to Kalamazoo to attend WMU and is currently on pace to graduate this coming December with a degree in Athletic Training.

When Scubba Steve stepped onto the wiffleball field, we all knew he was going to be a star. He quickly adjusted to the style of play and his Pitching, Hitting and Fielding skills earned him the 2009 National League MVP. As he heads into the 2010 season, it will be no shock he'll aim to defend his title!


What is your most memorable moment from the KWL? 
Has to be the FunStar game where Josh Whitfield was wearing a Speedo, or when I hit the walk-off homer in the 15th against A.J. Tate

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? 
Sure, as long as they don’t drop my stuffed french toast.  Maybe we should come up with a new restaurant called Hoppin Hooters, that way we could have the best of both worlds.  Women with large breasts and they have 1 leg.  I could watch them hop around all day!

Who is a better columnist?  Jacques Rimmier or Travis Branch.  Jacques.  I’m still waiting for that call back buddy!!

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? 
2 Syllables.  Same for having Scuba as a nickname for Steve.  It’s all in the syllables.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 
Why sell hot dogs when you could get the McRib!

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