Hailing from the Shanghai suburb of Taicang, younger Quardokus rides in to each game on a live tiger named Zelray. That’s the only intimidating thing about Matt though, as he is one of the nicest guys in the KWL and comes into every game with a great attitude.
The younger Q is one of the best fielders in the game, frequently stealing hits from cocky batters who may not be legging out their easy singles. He slaps the ball to his pitcher better than your wife slaps you when you tell her you’re going out with the boys on Saturday night.
The younger Q is a contact hitter with outstanding speed, so you better be on top of your game in the field to keep him from getting to first. Once he’s on base, he’s a huge threat to get to home base, so ladies, be ready.
Walk-up anthem: “Slap a Bitch” by Macy Gray