There is only one thing worse then a Ginger and that’s a Ginger from Kendall. Scared Hitless El Capitan carries the Ginger gene will pride, using his red face anger to motivate his team to succeed. Striving to become the best Ginger in the KWL.
His pitches swoop in quicker then the drug dogs in his home down and break more then his old neighbors 1989 Ford Minivan. The trash he throws will keep even the best hitters on there heels guessing.
The only frill you’ll see from him defensively is the shine of his red fro. Won’t mesmerize you with wiff gems, but will make the routine plays.
There is a lot at stake with his hitting, if his average drops below .350, he can’t wear his son’s t-ball issued stirrup socks. This alone will keep him motivated and locked in at the plate; quickly establishing himself as major run producer.
Walk-Up Anthem: Red Alert - Basement Jaxx