After Ryan has put his wiffle skills on display, many teams have been heading to the cold north to find a Yetti of their very own! Produces more then Del Monte and just as hard to stomach. It’ll take him less then 5 servings to fill up the stat sheets!
When slinging the ball for the Waterfalls, Ryan has more junk then Lady GaGa and defiantly hides it better! Hitters sleeping on his fast ball will be shaken awake by garbage balls nicking and ticking the corners.
Just like a Tivo, he is catching all the hits! His large frame has become an asset in the field, giving him the ability to rob homeruns and cover a larger amount of space.
With an eye as sharp as a box cutter, Ryan is bought to put up big bloated numbers! More clutch then an old box truck, Ryan big hits have become a regular occurrence, and will make the Waterfalls a team to beat in the National League.
Walk up Anthem: Im Gonna Knock You Out - LL Cool J